So first, all you have to do is pick any character you want
~Don't look ahead or my monkey ninja killz u >:3~

1. Howl (Howl's Moving Castle)
2. Ponyo (Ponyo)
3. Roxas (Kingdom Hearts II)
4. Sho Minamimoto (The World Ends with You)
5. Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)
6. Sora (Kingdom Hearts I & II)
7. Sophie (Howl's Moving Castle)
8. Link (The Legend of Zelda Series)
9. Hugo Stiglitz (Inglourious Basterds)
10. Mrs. Lovett (Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)

Now that you have your characters, answer the questions!


What would you do if:


1. Number 5 (Sweeney) was stranded on the toilet because s/he was out of paper?
rofl, use someone's clothes that you kill.

2. You came home one day and found Number 3 (Roxas) and Number 7 (Sophie) in your house, both drunk out of their minds?
I don't know. I would double take, for sure.

3. Number 8 (Link) offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?
He is trustworthy, I guess, but I don't know if he has any earthly connections. I don't think Zoras can fix toilets.

4. Number 2 (Ponyo) showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?
fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. She has to be taught herself! I would like... idek.

5. You accidentally saw Number 10 (Mrs. Lovett) wearing nothing but a small, purple speedo?
Ahhhhhhh. Nooo.

6. Number 3 (Roxas) insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?
Well, he knows the way around probably, and he knows everyone, so why not?

7. Number 9 (Hugo) killed Number 4 (Sho) right in front of you?
Well, I really am not surprised on Hugo's part, but Sho's a nahzi?

Would you allow:

1. Number 6 (Sora) to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?
FUCK YES.

2. Number 1 (Howl) to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?
Actually, I would. He is in control of things.

3. Number 10 (Mrs Lovett) and Number 5 (Sweeney Todd) to be left alone in your house or apartment unsupervised for an entire weekend?
NO. They would kill everyone and then eat them or something.

4. Number 8 (Link) to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?
Yes... his clothes are outdated, but I doubt mine would fit.

5. Number 2 (Ponyo) to try to fix your computer when it's messed up?
I would with her magic powers, but not without them. She would put it on fire or something.

6. Number 4 (Sho) to set you up on a date with Number 9 (Hugo)?
No, because I don't swing that way.

7. Number 1 (Howl) and Number 3 (Roxas) to operate heavy machinery together?
Howl does, so sure, and Roxas could handle it.

Relationship Section:

1. Number 5 (Sweeney) asks Number 2 (Ponyo) out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?
Pedobear attack ._,

2. Number 7 (Sophie) asks you to a dance. Do you accept?
Yes, of course.

3. Number 8 (Link) and Number 9 (Hugo Stiglitz) are fighting over you. What happens now?
._. Stoppit.

4. Number 1 (Howl) tries to kiss you. What do you do?
Uhhh. Back away.

5. Number 3 (Roxas) confesses his secret love for Number 5 (Sweeney). What do you think of this?
Noooope.

6. Number 6 (Sora) is cheating on Number 7 (Sopha) with Number 3 (Roxas), and you find out about it. What do you do?
So, that fanfic DID come true!

7. Number 4 (Sho) proposes to you. Your reaction?
LAWL NAW.

Random Nonsense:

1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1 (Howl) doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!?
Obviously someone messed with his tub again.

2. What if Number 2 (Ponyo) tied Number 4 (Sho) to a flagpole and threw shoes at him until he cried?
Well. Well. I would laugh, but I don't see it possible. D:<

3. ...and then Number 8 (Link) and Number 5 (Sweeney) danced around the table naked. Your reaction upon seeing this?
|:

4. Number 10 (Mrs. Lovett) has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?
Run to the hills.

5. Would YOU tell Number 9 (Hugo) to "WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!"...?
Not if I wanted my life ;D

6. What was Number 6 (Sora) in prison for?
Well, the world has been taken over by darkness and he is captive. That is why. Fucking Heartless. (How could you be so heartless?)

7. What if, suddenly, Number 4 (Sho) smashed through the wall of your room totally naked, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?
O: O: O: O: Stop. O:

What Would You Do If...

1.Number 1 (Howl) woke you up in the middle of the night?
He wouldn't. He is very quiet.

2. Number 2 (Ponyo) asked you to go out with her?
YOU LOVE SOMEONE ELSE, HUMAN.

3. Number 3 (Roxas) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Protect the gents and kick him out.

4. Number 4 (Sho) cooked you dinner?
Pie. Get it? GET IT?

5. Number 5 (Sweeney) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Better then blankly staring...?

6. Number 8 (Link) got into the hospital somehow?
He obviously ran out of hearts. I would go to the dollar store and get him the old (or new, if you shop early) Valentine's Day heart balloon.

7. Number 9 (Hugo) made fun of your friends?
Get away, lol.

8. Number 10 (Mrs. Lovett) ignored you all the time?
It’s cause she loves Mr. T.

What Would They Do Under The Following Circumstances?

1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 (Howl) do?
Run away on his magical castle, though the Wastes.

2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 (Ponyo) and you manage to break your leg. What does Number 2 do?
Heal that sucka up.

3. It's your birthday. What will 3 (Roxas) give you?
Some blue ice cream.

4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 (Sho) do?
Equations.

5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 (Sweeney) do?
Smirk.

6. You're about to marry Number 10 (Mrs. Lovett). What's Number 6's (Sora) reaction?
"Congratulations to Mrs. Lov... wait, aren't you in a shit load of other Disney movies? WHO IS YOU?"

7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 (Sophie) cheer you up?
She would speak. That is all I need. Britishhhh.

8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 (Link) calm you down?
Let's grab some chickens and rock the house (and not die.)

9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 (Hugo) support you?
Obviously joins my team, or tries to control himself from killing all my opponents, but we all know it will be a massacre. They really shouldn't have let him in.

10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 (Mrs. Lovett) do?
Kill me.

Relationship Part

1. Number 1 (Howl) is all you've ever dreamed of.
Mmm no.

2. Number 2 (Ponyo) tells you about her deeply hidden love for Number 9 (Hugo). Your reaction?
*is terrified*

3. You're dating Number 3 (Roxas) and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Fuck, they will be like LOL GEY.

4. Number 4 (Sho) loves Number 9 (Hugo) as well. What does that mean?
Well, they both like killing things.

5. Number 6 (Sora) appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
ROFL. Many hearts are broken, except unbroken since he revives them... right?

6. You had a haircut and Number 7 (Sophie) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
stfu, gray face.

7. Number 8 (Link) thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
Sorry, your princess is in another castle. (LOL JOKE. Sheik's a chick.)

8. Number 9 (Hugo) is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an e-mail. Now what?
...

Friendship Part

1. Could Number 1 (Howl) and Number 6 (Sora) be soul mates?
._.

2. Would Number 2 (Ponyo) trust Number 5 (Sweeney)?
Does anyone?

3. Number 3 (Roxas) wants to go shopping, will Number 7 (Sophie) come along?
Maybe... probably.

4. Number 4 (Sho) is bored and pokes Number 10 (Mrs. Lovett). What happens after that?
He gonna die.

5. Number 5 (Sweeney) and Number 1 (Howl) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Together? Hmm. Vengeance 101.

6. If Number 6 (Sora) and Number 3 (Roxas) cooked dinner, what would they make?
Paoupu Fruit and Ice Cream. They don't know how to cook.

7. Number 7 (Sophie) and Number 9 (Hugo) apply for a job. What job?
Hat shop (Hugo has to go undercover, obv.)

8. Number 8 (Link) gives Number 5 (Sweeney) a haircut. Is that OK?
OH SHIT. NO. NO IT IS NOT.

9. Number 9 (Hugo) sketches what Number 6's (Sora) perfect girlfriend should look like.
Kairi avec tits.

10. Number 10 (Mrs. Lovett) and Number 8 (Link) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
What goes in YOUR pie?

Randomosity:

1. Number 3 (Roxas) and Number 6 (Sora) get lost in the woods. What happens?
HEARTLESS BITCHES O:

2. If one of these people were Timmy, who'd be trapped in a well?
Ponyo :3. Or Roxas.

Now to add onto the list, add one of your own thoughts on what happens with your characters and tag some people. Remember, the list starts over every time the list reaches 10.

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